Meet the Players

Christian, The Prodigy

Christian is the youngest and most energetic player in the club. With the use of official measuring instruments, it has been determined that Christian travels the farthest distance of any 1st and 4th member on average in a match.

What is your team: Columbus Crew
Motto: "Wassup shawti?!"
Zodiac Sign: Libra

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Jensen, The Subbuteo Hatchling

Jensen is the most recent 1st and 4th Club member to come onto the subbuteo scene. He made his first appearence in an official club tournament in July of 2010 in Emerald Isle. The tournament was the CPP (Chapped Pelican Pouches) Cup in which he placed 5th.

What is your team: LA Galaxy
Motto: "I only gave up 6 goals that game."

Zodiac Sign: Cancer

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(Baby) Tommy a.k.a "BT"

Good luck to my fellow competitors, and may the best 23-year-old playwright win.

What is your team: The Indomitable Lions of Cameroon
Motto: "Dope to win!"
Zodiac Sign: Leo

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Harrison "HBS", "fire wrists", "P.L. wood", or whatever works best for the tournament bracket

What is your team: The Red Devils, Manchester United
When did you start playing: 2006
Why did you start playing/who inspired you: Dad got me interested in it and I liked playing Subbuteo with him.
Slogan: I do what I do and you do what you can do about it.

Zodiac Sign: Scorpio

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Tim "The Tyrant"

What is your team: FC Bayern Munich (R'presenting the JC of NJ. Word.)
Slogan: “It’s time to get my balls on the field.” – “Death to those who oppose the cause.”

Zodiac sign: My favorite is Aries.

Meet the Manager

Dutch


What is your team: The Hollish of the Netherlands (both home and away uniforms will be available)
When did you start playing: I don’t remember a time in my life when I wasn’t playing.
Slogan: You can expect all 3 prongs of the trident when you challenge me!
Zodiac Sign: Pisces

Meet the President

Mark "aka Mark"

A penultimate, ultimate champion, I believe my resume speaks for itself. I will, however, lower myself to complete the requisite form.

What is your team: The Ivorians of the Ivory Coast-representing The Ville "aka America's Sorrow"
When did you start playing: For me, Subbuteo has been a life’s work. Matter of factually; early renditions of the Mark epoch include weaning from my mother to Subbuteo’s ambrosial-like nourishing goodness.

Why did you start playing/who inspired you: I am an inspiration to myself.
Slogan: Mess with the bull and sometimes you get the horns.”
Zodiac Sign: Cancer
In the event you score a goal, how will you "strut your stuff": After witnessing my first NBA game in quite some time, I now realize that young people enjoy dances that are incredibly provocative, threatening and somewhat irritating. Bearing this in mind, I have been working on an urban infused concoction of shaking dice while my spangly legs are aspiring to an Irish jig.