Sunday, October 9, 2011

The People Have Spoken!


After weeks of polling, regional sentiment has triumphed over aesthetics in the Ultimate Vote on the 1st & 4th Club colors.  Although it required a blend of subtle coercion and free democracy, eventually all dues-paying club members registered their vote with the Club election committee. These votes were then tacked onto a dart board by Bigfoot, the committee chairman; whereupon, a poo-slinging Chog chose the winner with a single throw. And the winner is …



The chromatic combination of Pennsylvania farmland green, Chesapeake Bay blue, and New Jersey smog grey embraced the various geographic regions that encompass the Club membership. The son of a factory-worker, Color Candidate E impressed voters with its platform of reform, progress, and the promise of a Subbuteo pitch in every home.  After its inauguration on Advent Day of Craft, this charismatic color wheel will surely be a proud representative of the 1st & 4th Club on future scarves, flyers, banners.

And, for transparency’s sake, here are the results in tabular form:
 
Candidate
Votes
E
4
B
2
A
1
J
1
K
1
M
1
Nader
1
Others
0

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