After weeks
of polling, regional sentiment has triumphed over aesthetics in the Ultimate
Vote on the 1st & 4th Club colors. Although it required a blend of subtle
coercion and free democracy, eventually all dues-paying club members registered
their vote with the Club election committee. These votes were then tacked onto
a dart board by Bigfoot, the committee chairman; whereupon, a poo-slinging Chog
chose the winner with a single throw. And the winner
is …
The
chromatic combination of Pennsylvania farmland green, Chesapeake Bay blue, and
New Jersey smog grey embraced the various geographic regions that encompass the
Club membership. The son of a factory-worker, Color Candidate E impressed
voters with its platform of reform, progress, and the promise of a Subbuteo pitch in every home. After its inauguration on Advent Day of Craft,
this charismatic color wheel will surely be a proud representative of the 1st
& 4th Club on future scarves, flyers, banners.
And, for
transparency’s sake, here are the results in tabular form:
Candidate
|
Votes
|
E
|
4
|
B
|
2
|
A
|
1
|
J
|
1
|
K
|
1
|
M
|
1
|
Nader
|
1
|
Others
|
0 |
...and the Legacy colors are official. SWEET!!!!!
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