Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Don't call it a comeback, I been here for years

The Blur
Prime Directive: Not just slow the game down, but bring it to a standstill. (If possible, reverse the flow of time.)
Profession: Intergalactic Troublemaker.
Team I Command: A.C. Milan
First took the field: 1996
Why did I start playing? To impress a girl who liked MST3K and the Talking Heads song Once in a Lifetime, and frequently wore torn jeans.
How I take my Coffee: Like my Gumbo - with cream and two sugars.
Battle cry: BRING IT!!!
Trash Talk: Blaaaaw, how ya like me now?!
Skills: Sketchy at best.


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