Yes, that’s right: I’m so freakin’ pumped for the Third Annual 4th Tournament (to be played on the 3rd) that I even flick at work. There’s at least one Indomitable Lion at the Philharmonic, and soon a whole pride will be tearing up the pitch at the Millersville Subbuteo Complex for the greatest show—and show-down—in 1st & 4th Club history. Imagine, if you can, a version of the First Tournament juiced up on whatever pills Harrison’s popping.
And if you think his kind of talent can be found on a drug store shelf you’d be wrong. (It’s actually an over-the-counter kind of thing.) But seriously, this league-leading goal scorer not only practices daily, but flicks so hard that he bleeds. The guy freakin’ bleeds on the pitch, and keeps playing. Hardcore like parkour! But I think there’s enough talent in this club to knock him from his perch and erase that smug sense of superiority. You know, the one artificially inflated by star-struck bloggers, who will, um … go unnamed.
So keep flickin’ and in two weeks, maybe you’ll be holding up a candy-filled trophy (although obviously not if you are Will “the Thrill” Davies, Esq.)
—HBT
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